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stalktheavengers answered:
Clint:hiya.chicken butt
Natasha:Clint thats not how-
Clint:chickennnnn butt
do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song
how else would my butt get this cute
why are there waiting lists for preschools!!! babies are so small!! 800 could fit in one room just stack them
gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING
ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL
YEAH
HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL
JUST HUGGING PERIOD
HUGS
I was going to be a republican for Halloween but my head wouldn’t fit up my ass
What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon
a lunatic
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE TERM LUNATIC IS LITERALLY MEANT TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE BELIEVED TO BE A SHAPESHIFTER BECAUSE SHAPESHIFTERS ABILITIES ARE SET IN SYNC WITH THAT OF THE MOON LIKE THIS ISN’T JUST A PUN THIS IS ACTUAL MYTH AND LEGEND
Sometimes urls just fit what people say
I keep switching from “wow I need to restrict and become super skinny and dainty” to “I need to eat clean and exercise more and be really fit” to “I can eat whatever the fuck I want, I’m supposed to be recovering after all” and it’s so exhausting.
I can’t stress enough how accurate this is
Holy fucking shit this is exactly how i fucking feel like completely on point.
yes
Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time.
Johanna de Silentio (via fit-and-skinny-kate)